Well. Since you're here, let me introduce myself... I'm Chris...


This, rather shockingly, is me. Only I don't really look very much like that anymore, 'cos I had all my hair cut off (about time too, it was getting shockingly long!) but nevermind…

And this, even more perturbingly is about me...

Before I turned 14, nothing really interesting ever happened to me (although I had impeccable taste even then - I mean, who could fault my love for ravioli and cottage cheese?) but when I was 14, I 'discovered' alcohol, and thus new and exciting alternate ways to make a fool out of myself...

Anyway, at 15, because of the alcohol I'd discovered, I broke my jaw. In the abridged version suffice it to say that this changed my jawline forever, but not my attitude to beer. I merely look on it as conclusive proof that Hardman Road in Kingston is harder than I am.

After spending two delightful years at Richmond-Upon-Thames College doing A-levels and generally loafing in
Junction 3!
Junction 3!
Where you get free cups of tea!

I went round the world (with my friend the lovely Lara) which was fab and funky.

Now, however the education system has me firmly in its grasp once more... I am at Nottingham University (not Nottingham Trent!) studying (allegedly) Artificial Intelligence and Psychology, which, as the name implies, is hours of endless fun.

Other than that, I have what has often been regarded as questionable taste in clothes (and partners) and have enough long coats to wear a different one every day of the week without getting through the lot. I also am a confirmed Polo-aholic and have a car called Nigel.