So... Leaving me already. Well, okay then, where do you want to go?

Somewhere ale related perhaps?

An Avengers page? (Since Steed, Cathy Gale, Mrs Peel and Tara King are all little appreciated deities (but only the real ones)) They are of course equalled in God-status by The Muppets.
How about to the Disney site, where the mental age is slightly higher than here, or going away for some worthy Cult TV series...

Maybe you fancy some culture in literary form...?
Authors who rock include Robert Rankin (anyone who can find that much humour in Brentford (just down the road) is to be applauded wildly) Robert Anton-Wilson and Tom Holt.

Or mayhaps you're feeling musical?
My faves are The Smiths, The Cure, The Monkees, Flanders and Swann, They Might Be Giants and The Divine Comedy although I am currently enamoured with The Ben Folds Five.

Otherwise, Why not go play with an extensive lego collection or go to be easily amused.
Of course, you could decide to depart for the delectable House of Mayonnaise

Oh... and here's a link to the only page that I could find with the words "lyposuction" and "lint" on... (other than this one, now, obviously ;) )